remmidemmi:

UvU showdown! There are a lot of theories saying Dave will die fighting LE and I think they are probably right.

remmidemmi:

UvU showdown! There are a lot of theories saying Dave will die fighting LE and I think they are probably right.

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

image

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

nymphicus:

i need a haircut

nymphicus:

i need a haircut

twerkings:

do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr

larrykinglive:

finding out one of your followers are hot
image

rowling:

dakotaaaa:

My 9 year old brother started reading Harry Potter, and he asked me, so earnestly, “Were the Dursley’s mean to Harry when he was little?” I hadn’t thought much about it before, and he seemed so upset that I totally lied to that little kid. “NO! Of course they weren’t.” 
But then I couldn’t get young Harry out of my head. There must have been a time before he was resigned to their neglect that he wanted their affection.

There will never be a time when I am not absolutely broken up over this.

rowling:

dakotaaaa:

My 9 year old brother started reading Harry Potter, and he asked me, so earnestly, “Were the Dursley’s mean to Harry when he was little?” I hadn’t thought much about it before, and he seemed so upset that I totally lied to that little kid. “NO! Of course they weren’t.” 

But then I couldn’t get young Harry out of my head. There must have been a time before he was resigned to their neglect that he wanted their affection.

There will never be a time when I am not absolutely broken up over this.

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

moto-vet:

classof1999:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was up

Holy shit :O