Turns out Marco didn’t really die - he actually skipped town in the heat of battle and achieved his secret dream of opening up a pizzeria two minutes away from my house
Are the pizzas half off?
Oh my lord this is just…. Pffftttt so making some AU about this XD
practical uses for men
do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url”
Steven gave me the most amazing note, actually. He said ‘Give me your war face and the camera is gonna move across, and as you feel it come up in front of you, I want you to de-age yourself by 20 years…I want to see the child in you.’
FACT OF THE DAY: it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township